The election is coming up. This is the most important election. Just like all the other elections. You better vote this time, and don’t try to get sneaky this time with some sort of progressive third party candidate trying to build power outside of the two capitalist parties. The purity police will find you. Continue reading
The last horoscope we wrote was in July 2017. We know that the intervening year has been like something out of a Kafka novel, and we’re pretty sure it’s because we stopped offering the world our unassailable cosmic guidance. Without further ado, here’s your horoscope:
People say that the planets can’t affect our lives, but the moon affects the ocean, and our body is mostly water, right? With that in mind, here’s your horoscope. Continue reading
It’s june! Time for June bugs! And summer love! And some fucking great horoscopes that will help you solve all your problems using… uh, science or something. Continue reading
We’ve looked at the stars, studied them carefully, and figured out what you need to know for August 2016. Continue reading
All the astrological signs point to 2016 being a repeat of the 1969 “Summer of Love.”
With that in mind, here are your romance horoscopes for July 2016.