Horoscope September 2018

horoscopes edit2The election is coming up.  This is the most important election.  Just like all the other elections.  You better vote this time, and don’t try to get sneaky this time with some sort of progressive third party candidate trying to build power outside of the two capitalist parties.  The purity police will find you. Continue reading


Horoscope for May 2017

Barn Owl

“Workers of the Universe Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!” – Owl of Space Communism

May 1st is international workers day!  Unless you were born rich, chances are, you’re a worker like the rest of us. Work is important.  Everything the economy needs is provided by workers. It’s said that if you enjoy your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.  If you don’t enjoy your job, you should end the class war by winning it. Use this month’s horoscope to figure out how to find meaningful work in your life.   Continue reading