People say that the planets can’t affect our lives, but the moon affects the ocean, and our body is mostly water, right? With that in mind, here’s your horoscope. Continue reading
It’s june! Time for June bugs! And summer love! And some fucking great horoscopes that will help you solve all your problems using… uh, science or something. Continue reading
May 1st is international workers day! Unless you were born rich, chances are, you’re a worker like the rest of us. Work is important. Everything the economy needs is provided by workers. It’s said that if you enjoy your job, you’ll never work a day in your life. If you don’t enjoy your job, you should end the class war by winning it. Use this month’s horoscope to figure out how to find meaningful work in your life. Continue reading
We’ve looked at the stars, studied them carefully, and figured out what you need to know for August 2016. Continue reading
All the astrological signs point to 2016 being a repeat of the 1969 “Summer of Love.”
With that in mind, here are your romance horoscopes for July 2016.
The planets. They are doing things again. How do giant balls of rock floating in the emptiness of space affect your life? We spoke with them, and we have the answers.
Read this very important information we gleaned from studiously analyzing star charts through a 3-D viewfinder. Continue reading