We’ve looked at the stars, studied them carefully, and figured out what you need to know for August 2016. Continue reading
All the astrological signs point to 2016 being a repeat of the 1969 “Summer of Love.”
With that in mind, here are your romance horoscopes for July 2016.
The planets. They are doing things again. How do giant balls of rock floating in the emptiness of space affect your life? We spoke with them, and we have the answers.
Read this very important information we gleaned from studiously analyzing star charts through a 3-D viewfinder. Continue reading
It’s April. This is your horoscope.
“Space: The final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
Its 5 year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before.”
-Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos
What advice does the universe have for you? To find out, we consulted with the heavens to compile this month’s horoscope:
Boy, 2015 was just a yearlong slog through bullshit, huh? So was this past January. That negative shit is spilling over non-stop into 2016. But fret not! Allow the infinite cosmic woo energy of the stars to flow through your thoughts and may your jimmies be thoroughly unrustled.