1. A Yellow Visibility Vest
A bright yellow visibility vest is great for those who like to jog, ride a bike, or engage in mass struggle against capitalism. The bright colors help to make your loved one visible, both to oncoming vehicular traffic, as well as to the neoliberal elites. If your loved one is sick of letting technocrats try to place the burden of climate change on the backs of the poor and working class, this is the perfect gift. Can also be used in intramural sports to denote teams, or in riots to denote which side of the class struggle you are on. A strong visually cohesive uniform like this can help build solidarity across lines of profession, gender, race, and immigration status. Continue reading
WISCASSET, ME– A beloved catfish born with two heads as a result of the radioactive waste leaking from the (now decommissioned) Maine Yankee nuclear power station has died today, after a truck hauling a tank filled with tar sands went off the road and into the Sheepscot river, releasing thousands of gallons of tar sands bitumen. Continue reading
It’s weird kid Christmas! Let’s get spooky!
The election is coming up. This is the most important election. Just like all the other elections. You better vote this time, and don’t try to get sneaky this time with some sort of progressive third party candidate trying to build power outside of the two capitalist parties. The purity police will find you. Continue reading
I wrote you a poem based on the search term “Satan’s Asshole” using Yahoo! Search and the recommended search terms Yahoo! provided. Continue reading