Alex Jones Dies of On Screen, Mid-Scream Heart Attack

Fans Immediately Blame Government For False Flag, Instead of Rage-Marinated Meat Based Diet

alex jones dies mid heart attack

Alex Jones is Dead.  Perhaps his greatest conspiracy yet.

Libertarian huckster and Trump-supporter Alex Jones, has died in an on-screen, mid-scream heart attack.  Estranged from his family, he leaves no survivors, or anyone who thinks fondly of him, other than a few hundred semen-encrusted teenage libertarian boys who are confident that Obama did 9/11, and that the deep state is behind their leader’s sudden on-screen cardiac arrest, rather than his rage-infused meat-based diet.  He was 44 years old.

alex jones meat

A typical meal for Libertarian Clown, Alex Jones, eaten not for nutritional value, but to compensate for fragile sense of masculentiy

 

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