July 2017

People say that the planets can’t affect our lives, but the moon affects the ocean, and our body is mostly water, right?  With that in mind, here’s your horoscope.

Aries: It’s really important to maintain proper hydration.  Are you drinking enough water?  You should probably drink more water.  More than that.  Keep drinking.  Water though, not juice, not beer, water.

Taurus: Has anybody talked to you about how important it is to maintain proper hydration?  If you don’t drink enough water you can get kidney stones and all sorts of other diseases.

Gemini: The cramps you’re getting in your muscles are probably a result of not drinking enough water.  When you go pee, it should be clear, not yellow.  If you pee and it’s yellow, you need to drink more water.

Cancer: Drinking enough water is a really simple thing to do, but it’s amazing how few people do it.  Are you feeling tired?  Maybe instead of reaching for your fifth cup of coffee, reach instead for a glass of water.

Leo: The tone and suppleness of your skin has a lot to do with how well you stay hydrated.  If you want to keep a young looking face, you need to make sure you get at least 8 glasses of water a day.

Virgo: If you’re going to get 8 glasses of water a day, don’t drink them all at once, that can be really bad for you in a different way.  Suddenly becoming too hydrated will cause problems with your muscles because you need electrolytes for proper muscle function, and if you flush all of them out by flooding your body with water, you can get hyponatremia.

Libra: Another thing that can happen when you drink too much water is you can start accumulating water in your body.  Water retention will look like fat, but it’s just swelling of your tissues.  It can also be deadly.  Don’t drink too much water.

Scorpio: Slackened blood flow caused by chronic dehydration robs your brain of the oxygen and nutrients it needs to perform at peak capacity. As a result, you may find that your memory and concentration become severely impaired.

Sagittarius: Slackened blood flow caused by chronic dehydration robs your brain of the oxygen and nutrients it needs to perform at peak capacity. As a result, you may find that your memory and concentration become severely impaired.

Capricorn: Slackened blood flow caused by chronic dehydration robs your brain of the oxygen and nutrients it needs to perform at peak capacity. As a result, you may find that your memory and concentration become severely impaired.

Aquarius: Slackened blood flow caused by chronic dehydration robs your brain of the oxygen and nutrients it needs to perform at peak capacity. As a result, you may find that your memory and concentration become severely impaired.

Pisces: Slackened blood flow caused by chronic dehydration robs your brain of the oxygen and nutrients it needs to perform at peak capacity. As a result, you may find that your memory and concentration become severely impaired.

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