Horoscope for October 2016

Aries: Elections.

Taurus: Go vote

Gemini: If you vote, you can win

Cancer: If you win you can boat

Leo: If you boat, you can ship

Virgo: If you ship, you can shit.

Libra: If you shit, you have eaten.

Scorpio: If you eat, you can drink.

Sagittarius: If you drink, you can stink.

Capricorn: If you stink, you should bathe.

Aquarius: If you bathe, you can blathe.

Pisces: Elections.

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