Horoscope for September 2016

This post will determine your life.  Because the stars.Aries: What the shit?

Taurus: What is going on?

Gemini: You gotta check this out.

Cancer: I don’t know what is happening right now.

Leo: Oh no! My cat got out!

Virgo: What is happening?

Libra: Cthulhu

Scorpio: Did

Sagittarius: Hate

Capricorn: Fart

Aquarius: This isn’t working

Pisces: Tarpoline is short for tarp.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s