Horoscope For February 2016

Boy, 2015 was just a yearlong slog through bullshit, huh?  So was this past January.  That negative shit is spilling over non-stop into 2016.  But fret not! Allow the infinite cosmic woo energy of the stars to flow through your thoughts and may your jimmies be thoroughly unrustled.

chill galaxyrilla

Aries:  Who are we? Where on the great myth will we be aligned? Our conversations with other adventurers have led to an unfolding of supra-mystical consciousness. We are in the midst of an ancient maturing of faith that will clear a path toward the cosmos itself.

Taurus: Have you found your vision quest? Although you may not realize it, you are amazing. If you have never experienced this vision of unfathomable proportions, it can be difficult to live.

Gemini: Humankind has nothing to lose. Reality has always been aglow with lifeforms whose bodies are immersed in transcendence. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the totality via a resonance cascade.

Cancer: Soon there will be a refining of beauty the likes of which the quantum soup has never seen. Imagine a blossoming of what could be. The evolution of serenity is now happening worldwide.

Leo: Your vision quest never ends. The planet is approaching a tipping point. We must bless ourselves and fulfill others.

Virgo:  By maturing, we heal.
This life is nothing short of a flowering unifying of internal transcendence. Potential is the driver of intuition.

Libra: We can no longer afford to live with suffering. Without understanding, one cannot grow. The complexity of the present time seems to demand an awakening of our bodies if we are going to survive.

Scorpio:  Nothing is impossible. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the quantum soup via supercharged waveforms. Reality has always been bursting with seekers whose souls are enveloped in coherence. We are at a crossroads of fulfillment and materialism.

Sagittarius:  Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can disrupt us, but not without growth on our side. You must take a stand against illusion. We can no longer afford to live with selfishness.

Capricorn:  Humankind has nothing to lose. We are in the midst of a dynamic condensing of being that will clear a path toward the dreamscape itself. Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be aligned?

Aquarius:  The stratosphere is electrified with superpositions of possibilities. Inseparability is the knowledge of aspiration, and of us. To traverse the journey is to become one with it.

Pisces:  Materialism is born in the gap where love has been excluded. You may be ruled by delusion without realizing it. Do not let it shatter the truth of your circuit. The complexity of the present time seems to demand a deepening of our bodies if we are going to survive.

This month’s horoscopes were all created using New-Age Bullshit Generator

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