PORTLAND, ME – A sign advertising the sale of a new office building / condo building that as of yet has not broken ground, has somehow remained completely free of vandalism this past weekend.
The new development at 16 Middle Street, near Shipyard Brewing, will break ground directly on top of a grassy secluded park behind Micucci’s where some workers in the Old Port enjoy their lunch.
Inexplicably, nowhere on the sign is spraypainted graffiti saying “die yuppie scum” or “go home yuppies.” There is also no visible sign of a wheatpasted image of Mr Moneybags from Monopoly, or any other wheatpasted images of protest.
The reason for this total lack of graffiti remains unclear. Authorities declined to comment on the intent of the graffiti artists who have left this sign completely untouched.
We have hired an artist to help us visualize some of the ways this sign could have looked today, but for some reason does not:
UPDATE: As of Sept 10th, 2016, this sign continues to remain inexplicably free of any signs of vandalism.